for tea lovers on a different orbit

Welcome!

Planet Heycha is where tea fans across the nebulas gather to share their love for this galaxy's most beloved beverage.

Humans aren’t the only tea enthusiasts. The Darjeeblings love Assam. The Rooibots use iced tea to cool down their circuits. The Chamomileons have an affinity for sheng pu’ers. And ironically, our local earth-invaders, the Greys loathe earl grey. They recently abducted a field of tea farmers mid-pluck and left an alarming crop circle. It said “blame the matcha shortage”.

Planet Heycha is more than a purveyor grounded in ancient rudimentary capitalistic practices. It’s a place to call home; a place that welcomes all – even the absurdly bubbly Bobarians… why are they so happy all the time?

About Us

MEET EARL, THE GREY

Your Planet Heycha tour guide. He's mostly helpful - sometimes mischievous, but always searching for his next hot cuppa.